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Quote Post Wed, Apr. 09, 2014 14,711 notes

“1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once”


Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

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Video Post Wed, Apr. 02, 2014 28,539 notes

megustamemes:

[illustrated by nripperger]

I wish I could remember some of the things we’ve said.

(via sonybaloney)




Quote Post Tue, Mar. 04, 2014 139,041 notes

“Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself.”


Daniell Koepke (via justawordshaker)

(Source: internal-acceptance-movement, via coffeebuddha)






Quote Post Wed, Feb. 12, 2014 93,706 notes

“There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”


(via midwestraisedmidwestliving)

This needs to be a sign in my kitchen.  Maybe a cross-stitch sampler.

(via wilwheaton)





Video Post Wed, Nov. 13, 2013 238,472 notes

averypotterurl:

#most quotable movie in the history of movies

This is spouse’s favorite quote.  He sticks it whereever quotes traditionally get stuck.

Except in the book, it was Fezzick’s mother who said it.

(Source: tashzky, via troublemakingmarauder)




Photo Post Thu, Oct. 24, 2013 465 notes

rhamphotheca:

no-more-tea-not-ever:


Once you begin watching spiders, you haven’t time for much else—the world is really loaded with them. I do not find them repulsive or revolting, any more than I find anything in nature repulsive or revolting, and I think it is too bad that children are often corrupted by their elders in this hate campaign. Spiders are skillful, amusing and useful. And only in rare instances has anybody ever come to grief because of a spider. - E.B. White
(Image: Jon Clark)


Rainbow spiny orb weaver (Gasteracantha westringi) female, Shoal Bay, Northern Territory, Australia

Guess that’s why he wrote Charlotte’s Web, hmm?

rhamphotheca:

no-more-tea-not-ever:

Once you begin watching spiders, you haven’t time for much else—the world is really loaded with them. I do not find them repulsive or revolting, any more than I find anything in nature repulsive or revolting, and I think it is too bad that children are often corrupted by their elders in this hate campaign. Spiders are skillful, amusing and useful. And only in rare instances has anybody ever come to grief because of a spider. - E.B. White

(Image: Jon Clark)

Rainbow spiny orb weaver (Gasteracantha westringi) female, Shoal Bay, Northern Territory, Australia

Guess that’s why he wrote Charlotte’s Web, hmm?

(Source: nemertea)




Video Post Mon, Oct. 21, 2013 390,287 notes

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

Hee!

(Source: angelsofft, via wokeupfabulous)




Link Post Mon, Sep. 30, 2013 1,212 notes

The Top 10 Quotes About Coffee

april-likes-things:

amandaonwriting:

29 September is International Coffee Day, an annual event for the celebration and enjoyment of coffee. The day is used to promote fair trade coffee and to raise awareness for the plight of the coffee growers.

  1. Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? ~Albert Camus
  2. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot
  3. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. ~Dave Barry
  4. I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. ~Abigail Reynolds
  5. Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Terri Guillemets
  6. No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’. ~ Cherise Sinclair
  7. Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ~Honoré de Balzac
  8. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. ~Louisa May Alcott
  9. That’s something that annoys the hell out of me- I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. ~J.D. Salinger
  10. In Seattle, you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos

Yesterday I was walking along with a cup of coffee (from a cart) in my hand and it was raining so much that it collected in the lid and was in my coffee when I went to sip it, and I thought that sounded like the beginning of a poem about Portland. A really bad one.

No rain here, but

out of coffee this am.

Very bad and

I wouldn’t know a

bad poem

(like this one)

If it bit me in

the ass. 

(via aprillikesthings)





Quote Post Sun, May. 26, 2013 4 notes

“I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.
”


Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title (via onenationundercoffee)

This why I don’t own any thing white…

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Video Post Fri, May. 24, 2013 16,759 notes

giancarlovolpe:

nowtasha:

I don’t know Ms. Allis, but I like that she decided to illustrate Miyazake’s words.

Yes.  All of it.

I’m sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it never gets old.

(via sonybaloney)




Text Post Wed, May. 22, 2013 131 notes

Chartist-in-Residency – Maggie Takes Over

ilovecharts:

Goooooooood morning chart-enthusiasts!

Welcome to a full day of chart-and-quote-related postings and reflections. I’m Maggie Appleton (I go by the pseudonym ”mappleton”) and I’ll be hosting I Love Charts here for the day.

Charts have been a deep and lasting love of mine ever since I first stumbled across the work of legends such as David McCandless and began spending more time on Visua.ly than I did sleeping. While trying my hand at infographics a few times, keeping track of numbers and proportions in my art drove me up the wall. Eventually I compromised by tossing out accuracy, embracing oddity, and doing whatever the hell I wanted with my charts… this is the internet after all!

For the past few months I’ve been on a kick of doing “Illuminating Quotes, Visualised,” combining my passion for chart-like visualisation and great quotations – a project theme that has seemingly taken on a life of its own.

To give you a better idea of the hours ahead, lets start ourselves out with some old favourites:

One

Wake up with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and coffee!

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Two

Simply perfecting my acute observation skills…

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Three

I often try to solve the world problem of too few charts in order to avoid boredom.

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Quote Post Fri, May. 17, 2013 7 notes

“Fellas, don’t drink that coffee! You’d never guess. There was a fish in the percolator! Sorry.”


Pete Martell,Twin Peaks (via onenationundercoffee)

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