affetrollkarl:

Guys, I think I might have a new fan crush…

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

I recognize all of these…good to see again!

(via ironbacon)

pirateking42:

CFO Action Figure Packaged by *pirateking42

In case you forgot March is official N/C month over at BB. <3
The amazing Homicidaltyger has commandeered the comm and we are having a real N/C month this year. :D Read about all the details and PRIZES here!

This may be your only chance to win a CFO action figure, made by ME!

*faints*

Pirate’s giving him away?!  I feel so incredibly guilty for neglecting all my LJ comms.  I think I know what I’m doing on the bus home…

(via tikistitch)

(Source: textsfrommordhaus)

amsagmilf:

crow821:

Charles-Pirate.

Made it for PirateKing.

 Cause she’s F-ing awesome.

<3

No truer words were ever spoken.

What they said …

(via tikistitch)

the1doubledollarman:

“That’s my bread and butter you’re fucking with.” — Charles Foster Ofdensen

(Source: taylorswift-fury)

tedtheodorelogan:

This just in- Theresa wildly in love with Marina’s art.

(I stumbled upon this while looking for Nathan/Toki stuff i sWEAR IM NOT STALKING YOU MARINA)

Oh, I remember this! I think I need to go to Color Me Mine and make that teapot…

(via amsagmilf)

tikistitch:

octopickles:

Stop it, Charles.  You are ruining my life.

They were going to name a bridge after him.  But couldn’t.  Because nobody crosses Charles Ofdensen.

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

ironbacon:

hallokatzchen:

$20 commission for tikistitch

I have to shut down my Tumblr now, there is too much sexy on my page.

amsagmilf:

tikistitch:

pirateking42:

Defenestrated CFO Lamp by *pirateking42

First Place Prize for my little I :heart: my CFO raffle.

Check details for the raffle here: [link]

Sorry about the giant image - I wanted to show both sides and on and off. I never did get the hang of taking a picture OF light. That’s why you can see where the light bulb is in Charles’s tummy.

Made out of a lamp from walmart -Yes, I finally found one - and Gallery Glass. It is kind of a shame, by the time I finally felt comfortable with it - I was done. haha. 

Metalocalypse © Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha

How do I give this infinity :hearts: ??????

Too…much…awesome…  Going…into…awesome…overload…

Definitely not a lamp from IKEA…Pirate you’ve really outdone yourself!

Dragon Charles Foster Ofdensen by *senoritafish

Aha! I can send my DA stuffs here…

(please to forgive silly old person still trying to figure out how Tumblr works…)

If you booked. A gig. In Syria. Without telling him. - you probably don’t have any eyebrows right now and possibly second degree burns on your ears…



From the CAPSLOCKDETHKLOK LJ Metalocalypse community, this silly post/quizzy thing about the guys as Pokemon kept sticking itself back in my head, because it cracked me up, but it didn’t come with pictures. So I tried making some. I haven’t drawn anything in forever so these are probably wince-worthy…

“(Charles) is a normal dragon Pokemon.  (He) is loyal to his trainer… will explode with very little stimulus so he’s very popular as a pet. (5’6” - 94 lbs)”

Normal in that he’s just your basic ninja/accountant/lawyer/manager dragon. Charles will quite literally light a fire under your little Pokemon butt to get it in the studio and meeting deadlines. Not doing so will cause the aformentioned exploding.

Eh, not really a Pokemon dragon, just one of my own.  Sorry for crap quality; this is just a photo as my daughter killed our scanner last December… I’ll replace with a better quality one when I can get to one. Better scan now. May color later.

I should also disclose that Charles’ posture was sort of inspired by a CA Fish & Game Warden dog I met today; a huge friendly German Shepard named Leo, who gallumphed at me as I came in the office door, almost licked me on the nose, and then sat like this so I could scratch his chest. He was taking a break from sniffing for poachers and invasive species, I guess.

I keep seeing fans describe Charles’ eyes as green or brown; as you can see by this, I subscribe to the idea that they’re hazel - which can look either green or brown depending on the light, or sometimes their own lovely mixture.  I’m a bit biased - I’ve always liked hazel eyes. ;p